Amazon keyword fails

Still trying to find a pair of maternity running pants (actual maternity or otherwise) that won’t show the world my butt crack. For laughs and giggles, I present to you some of the search results that Amazon gives me when I search for maternity running tights, etc. I screenshot these all from my attempt at finding pants to test before my 5K in 2 weeks.

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Uh….guess they mis-read my keyword of “tights”
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Compression socks seem to be a theme, not sure a waist trimmer is going to help me either.
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Confusion as to what bottoms are
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Is running in scrub pants a thing?
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Yes! Exactly what I want to run in…a high waisted push up bikini
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Is that a chastity belt? The term maternity may indicate that the horse has left the barn already.
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Summer Casual Hot Pants Plus Size Loose Pocket Solid Lady Shorts
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A sauna weight loss waist corset? Holy balls is that a horrible idea Batman.
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Just kidding, Neoprene Exercise body shaper Thermo Slimming shorts are the new horrible idea.

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