- You have “fancy” activewear that you can pass off as actual people clothes if you have to.
- You will willingly run very long distances but refused to drive anywhere farther than 5 miles because it is “too far”.
- You wear black nail polish not because you’re re-visiting your goth days but because it hides your toenails.
- You plan your social schedule around runs.
- You’ve ever gone on a run as a “date” with your significant other.
- You’ve ever had afore mentioned significant other swear not to run with you ever again because 3 miles turned into 6 because you got “lost”.
- You have more running shoes than actual shoes.
- You can’t seem to find jeans that fit right in the quads, but that doesn’t matter because you’re never going to wear them anyway.
- After a long run you could captain an eating team.
- You have distance stickers on your car.
- You may have a hydration pack or compression sock “problem”.
- You’ve experienced chaffing in places that polite people are afraid of. *For the uninitiated, after x amount of miles, EVERYTHING chafes.
Another list I can relate to far too well… 😀
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