- You own more hydration packs than toenails. (This is legit people, I have 3 viable toenails right now).
- You go through more lube than an adult film star. (Dear TriSlide…I love you)
- You’ve nearly gotten poison ivy or thorns in a place you dare not mention in polite society because you were too much in a hurry during a race to properly scout out a tree. (True Story)
- You can eat actual food while running and no, a banana does not count.
- You read the previous line in your head, using the voice of a Minion (BANANAAAA).
- The back of your car looks a little like you’re doomsday prepping, but it’s just geared up so you can be prepared if you have to use your car as an impromptu aid station.
- You consider duck tape as one of the greatest inventions known to man kind.
- You know which trails don’t work with GPS and you have it figured out to the exact amount of variance because you run them so much.
- A vacation is any time you get to run new trails
- Muddy shoes are a badge of honor.